Midlife crisis 

All shapes and sizes

Minor and small

To a wrecking ball

Diet breakers

Triple cheese double deckers

A girlie on the side

Or seven times in a day

Another slice of pie

A growling restored

Bitching G.T.O.

A brand spanking new

Harley motorcycle

Getting high on life

In the wilderness

Seeking that one

You always wanted to kiss

Shaving your body

From head to toe

Trying a same sex lover

Cause you never know

Midlife life crisis

All shapes and sizes