Lets go a bar where they charge

More for a drink than a bottle of booze

Where everyone is beautiful

And no one looks like they lose

All we need is lots of money

Or a good credit line

Some nice shoes and fancy threads

We’ll have a real nice time

Or how about a fancy restaurant

A hoy-de-toy-de popular haunt

Where every plate cost more

Than a days pay

It could be lots of fun

But we’ll need a credit line for that one

Or how about I just cook for you

A candlelight dinner for just me and you

I’ll make a nice salad and my specialty

Made with love – a family recipe

Taught to me by dearly departed daddy

It goes quite well with Carlo Rossi burgundy

We’ll save buckets of money

And I guarantee a wonderful time

I’ll pick you up after work

And I promise I won’t be a jerk